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) – TV (even if I like one or two shows and some movies) – Superficial people (but same problem as #2…) In addition, if you happen to pronounce the following sentences regularly, we’re definitely increasing the chance of a good match here: “Ok let’s give it a try” “To be honest, I don’t know” “I respect that” “J’adore les escargots” ok this one doesn’t really count either…🙂 And last (I promise), if you think that Paris is the most beautiful city in the world, I think you should tell our parents to get ready for the wedding 🙂 I am crazy, stupid, and charming.The more you can incorporate an element that will make you standout, while remaining true to yourself and your personality, the better. The boldest thing that I have ever done has to do with my first internet date—she lived in Romania and I flew there to meet her (I was entirely convinced that she was my soul mate… Anyway it was really a triple whammy on boldness, because of my fear of flying, traveling to a new country solo and first date jitters all rolled into one. I love 80’s movies and I can dance the night away to 80s music. He is down-to-earth and romantic yet has a nerdy side.Speaking of dance, I am recently into Salsa, and Tango… For those of you out there that are good looking and striking out with women—balance is what equals success.And yet another short list of things that I’m not really fond of: – Cars (can’t tell why I put this one first…) – Self-centered people (but, hey…Have you ever heard anybody saying “yes, yes, I am definitely self-centered.” So this one doesn’t really count!!He’s in tuned with his tender side, opting to trade in the ocean for “daily spooning”, all the while not coming off as too girly.

He has a great sense of humor and comes off as goofy but real.I think that thought has an energy which impacts manifest reality and shapes it in very specific ways. Analytical, kinesthetic thinker The spotlight is not my friend. (the hugging kind) I spend a lot of time thinking about: What if the Hokey Pokey is what it’s all about? Or the great debate of green vs red Tabasco, do you want the heat or the flavor? He has just the right amount of “laid back” demeanor as he does “go-go-go” attitude.Most women like the notion of being grabbed hard and kissed soft, and this fellow looks like he can get the job done.His confidence comes out through his sense of humor. …nooooo not a BUTT a BUT, as in this is a pretty good profile . Movies: Gladiator, Fight Club, Braveheart, Anchorman! Six Things I Would Never do Without: • Laughter/ comedy • Exercise • Friends • Food • That’s none of your business 😉 On a typical Tuesday night I am: Trying to figure out the major and minor products when 1-bromo-2-propene reacts with potassium tert-butoxide. The most private thing I am willing to admit: I wear a special cologne. It’s illegal in nine countries…and it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good. It goes back to evolution and the way women are wired. Take the free Dating Profile “Attraction Killer” Quiz to find out… Also, just because someone look S like a good match “on paper”, doesn’t necessaril Y translate in reality. If you are hot, a girl will check you out, but that doesn’t make you a keeper.Paramount is such a “girly appreciated” word—let me translate to manglish: This guy is making a HUGE mistake in his profile: “Attraction Killer” Red Flag #4… Discover YOUR #1 dating profile “attraction killer” & how to fix it… Have you ever seen it in a movie when a hot actor has to reveal his naked ass? Oh, and I’m in the fitness biz, as well as back in school finishing up my pre-med reqs. You should message me if you are: Sexy, smart, fit and fun. We like to feel protected by a strong man that will bring home the bacon and make sure we don’t get eaten by dinosaurs. I do have a bone to pick with his profile, well a few bones. From all of the other profiles listed, this guy was a “regular Joe” with average looks, but his sense of confidence in what he knew he was looking for in a gal; along with the great many adventures he had been on, gave him a “knight-in-shinning-armor-returning-from-slaying-a-dragon” appeal. YESSSS, you know what I am about to fill you in on. This guy has a zest for life and is all about positive energy, so much so, that when you read his profile, it puts you in a good mood. From all the profiles listed here, this guy was the one with the supermodel looks but his profile reads like someone that isn’t aware of how good looking he is.

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